Whoa, what’s this?
Why is WeFuse interested in privacy?
Well, because we take your privacy seriously. And we’re not just saying that.
So I have to read this?
Yes, please. Because we really want you to know what we’re doing about your privacy. Also, because we paid our lawyers a lot for this, and we’d like to get our money’s worth.
Do I have to read it out loud?
No, you don’t have to read it out loud. But if you’d prefer to (say, in the bantering voices of Conan O’Brien and Andy Richter) that’s entirely up to you. You can also read it to yourself while moving your lips. We don’t judge.
All things change and all things evolve. Change is good. Just look in the mirror.
If we do something small, like us fix a speling or gramma mistake, we won’t notify you. If we do something important, like joining the Rebel army, we’ll put a notice on this website, telling you all about it. Not about our evil plans. But, that we've joined the notorious evil intergalactic super army. That way, you can see what changes we made and decide if you still like us.
What if I don’t like the changes?
We really believe you will like our changes. We promise.
But what if I don’t?
Then we will have to part ways. Jokers over Aces. Our house, our rules.
What if I do like the changes, do I have to tell you?
We love getting emails, but NAN, you’ve got better things to do. (Water your plants, maybe?). If you go on using our sites after we publish the notice, it means you’re okay with the policy changes. No need to tell us, just keep on clicking and leaving those breadcrumbs’. BUT, you can always just send send us a Hey Ya! Hey Ya! You think you've got it, Oh, you think you've got it...
Ok, what happens now?